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sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it


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queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji)

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guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice)


(Source: dailyscranton)

I’m out with my family and I gotta get home asap so I can continue watching the new adventures of old Christine and watch new veep, jeeeeeesussssss christ


"Shit!"

zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

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Is she hip-hop homeschooled?

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